Sa Resto

Waiter: Ano Po Order Nila Maam?

Amo: Yung Fried Chicken Meal Nalang, Ikaw Inday, Ano Order Mo?

Inday: I Would Like to Partake Of a Dish of Sauteed Pork And Chicken, Boiled in hick essence of Soy and Cane extracts, With Copious amount of Garlic, Onion and laurel, sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with a Generous helping of Root Crop and a Helping of Rice.

Amo: Iho, Pa-Order daw ng Adobo with Rice!!

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