DUETS WITH THOR
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
carls request
Monday, July 14, 2008
Friday, May 30, 2008
The Coffe or The Cup
The Coffee or The Cup
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said:
"If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups... And then you began eyeing each other's cups.
Now consider this: Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of life we live. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided us."
God brews the coffee, not the cups . . . Enjoy your coffee!
"The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything."
Live simply
Love generously
Care deeply
Speak kindly
Leave the rest to God...
Have a blessed day and enjoy your coffee!
Sunday, April 13, 2008
FLY LIKE A BIRD
FLY LIKE A BIRD
[Priest]
Weeping may endure for a night,
but joy comes in the morning
Trust him.
Somehow I know that
There's a place up above
With no more hurt and struggling
Free of all atrocities and suffering
Because I feel the unconditional love
From one who cares enough for me
To erase all my burdens
And let me be free to
[chorus]
Fly like a bird
Take to the sky
I need you now Lord
Carry me high
Don't let the world break me tonight
I need the strength of you by my side
Sometimes this life can be so cold
I pray you'll come and carry me home
Can we recover
Will the world ever be
A place of peace and harmony
With no war and with no brutality
If we loved each other
We would find victory
But in this harsh reality
Sometimes I'm so despondent
That I feel the need to
[chorus]
Fly like a bird
Take to the sky
I need You now Lord
Carry me high
Don't let the world break me tonight
I need the strength of You by my side
Sometimes this life can be so cold
I pray You'll come and carry me home
Da da da da da da
da da da da da da da da dooo
[Priest]
He says he will never forsake you
Or leave you alone
Trust him
I need You right here right now Lord
I need You right here by my side
Keep your head to the sky
With God's love you'll survive
Fly like a bird
Take to the sky
I need you now Lord
Carry me high
Don't let the world break me tonight
I need the strength of You by my side
Sometimes this life can be so cold
I pray You'll come and carry me home
Carry me higher, higher, higher
Carry me higher, higher, higher
Carry me home
Higher Jesus
Carry me higher Lord
SEASON OF LOVE
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Moments so dear
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
How Do You Measure - Measure A Year?
In Daylights - In Sunsets
In Midnights - In Cups Of Coffee
In Inches - In Miles
In Laughter - In Strife
In - Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
How Do You Measure
A Year In The Life?
How About Love?
How About Love?
How About Love?
Measure In Love
Seasons of Love.
Seasons of Love.
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Journeys To Plan
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
How Do You Measure The Life
Of A Woman Or A Man
In Truths That She Learned
Or In Times That He Cried
In Bridges He Burned
Or The Way That She Died
It's Time Now - To Sing Out
Though The Story Never Ends
Let's Celebrate
Remember A Year In The Life Of Friends
Remember the Love
Remember the Love
Remember the Love
Measure In Love
Oh you got to you got to remember the love,
You know that love is a gift from up above
Share love, give love, spread love
Measure, measure your life in love.
Seasons Of Love(2x)
Measure your life, measure your life in love
Six Hundred Minutes
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Moments so dear
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
How Do You Measure - Measure A Year?
In Daylights - In Sunsets
In Midnights - In Cups Of Coffee
In Inches - In Miles
In Laughter - In Strife
In - Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
How Do You Measure
A Year In The Life?
How About Love?
How About Love?
How About Love?
Measure In Love
Seasons of Love.
Seasons of Love.
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Journeys To Plan
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
How Do You Measure The Life
Of A Woman Or A Man
In Truths That She Learned
Or In Times That He Cried
In Bridges He Burned
Or The Way That She Died
It's Time Now - To Sing Out
Though The Story Never Ends
Let's Celebrate
Remember A Year In The Life Of Friends
Remember the Love
Remember the Love
Remember the Love
Measure In Love
Oh you got to you got to remember the love,
You know that love is a gift from up above
Share love, give love, spread love
Measure, measure your life in love.
Seasons Of Love(2x)
Measure your life, measure your life in love
MGA HINANAKIT
"Bakit ba pati ako, binibigyan nyo ng malisya?
Ano ba ang kasalanan ko?!"
- Talong
"Hindi lahat ng malakas, super hero!"
- Putok
"Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako
papatong sa iyo?"
- Lego
"Halika, bigyan mo pa ako ng init. Kailangan kong pumutok para ako'y
iyong matikman at ika'y masarapan. Ayan na! Puputok na! Humanda ka!"
- Popcorn
"Kahit papaano, gusto ko din ng exposure!"
- Singit
"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sa iyo. Ayoko lang
naman na sa harap ng maraming tao, ganun mo na lang ako itanggi!"
- Utot
"Hindi lahat ng hinog ay matamis!"
- Pigsa
"Kapag ang katawan mo'y nag-iinit, lagi na lang ako ang hinahanap mo.
Maya't maya mo akong ginagamit at pinapagod. Hindi ka na naawa!"
- Aircon
"Pagod na akong humawak ng balls mo! Pagod narin ako sa
pagbihis-hubad mo sa akin. Malapit na naman ulit! Ayoko na!!!"
- Christmas Tree.
"I ikspik that it will be a long payt, a good payt, But you know, I
didn't
ikspik. Tinks por da God, you know, and tinks por ol da pelepeno pipo!"
- Manny Pacquiao.
"You never even thank me for making you happy, then you throw me away
just like that. I hate you for using me, for making my life full of
shit!"
- Tissue
"Hindi llahat ng kulot, salot!"
- Golddilocks
"Hindi lahat ng bubuyog, kulay itim!"
- Jollibee
"Alam kong sa tingin mo, masaya ako! Pero bakit kayo ganyan?! Sa
tuwing wala na kayong masabi, ako na lang ang ginagamit nyo! Pagod na pagod
ako sa pagngiti!"
- Smiley
"You can cry all you want, you could always blame me. You said, it
wasn't fair that you just want life to be better. But remember, it's all
your fault! You stabbed me with a knife!"
- Sibuyas
"Isubo mo ang kahabaan ko. Dilaan. Sipsipin. Paglaruan sa bibig mo.
Para lumabas ang
katas ko na kinasabikan mo. Nag mamahal,"
- Ice Candy
"Bakit ayaw nyo pa rin sa akin kahit sosyal at maganda ako? Dahil ba
mas sweet ang iba?".
- Fruitcake
"Panakip butas mo lang pala ako!".
- Panty
"Pinapaikot mo lang ako! Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mo na
lang ako".
- Electric fan
"Hindi lahat na walang salawal ay bastos!"
- winnie d' pooh
"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo.
Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo".
- ipis
"Hala! sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo."
-hipon
"Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal ako, lagi na lang maraming tao ang
nagagalit! Wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?!"
-Gasolina
"Sawang-sawa na ako, palagi na lang akong pinagpapasa- pasahan, pagod
na pagod na
ako."
- Bola
"Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka, mahirap ka ba talagang
makontento sa isa? Bakit palipat-lipat ka?
- TV
"Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin C"
-kili kili
"Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
-Libag
"Anung kasalanan ko sa iyo, iniwan mo na lang akong duguan..."
-Sanitary Napkin
"Hwag mo na akong bilugin.."
-kulangot
"Bwisit na buhay ito! Araw-araw na lang, itlog! Umaga, tanghali,
gabi, itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Lagi na lang itlog!"
-Brief
"Sige, kalimutan mo ako para malaman ng iba ang baho mo!
-deodorant
"Ako lang ang makakapagpadugo ng ilong ni Manny Pacquiao!"
- English
"Hind i t otoong anak ko si Bakekang! At lalong hindi ko kapatid si
Mike Enriquez! Kaya pwede ba, tigilan na ang
tsismis na yan!" - Shrek
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Monday, March 3, 2008
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Sa Resto
Waiter: Ano Po Order Nila Maam?
Amo: Yung Fried Chicken Meal Nalang, Ikaw Inday, Ano Order Mo?
Inday: I Would Like to Partake Of a Dish of Sauteed Pork And Chicken, Boiled in hick essence of Soy and Cane extracts, With Copious amount of Garlic, Onion and laurel, sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with a Generous helping of Root Crop and a Helping of Rice.
Amo: Iho, Pa-Order daw ng Adobo with Rice!!
=D
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
NAGMAMANI
Nagma-mani : Ah mani-mani mani malutong mani kayo dyan, oh limang piso lang mani malutong mani kayo dyan.
Inday : Mr. Peanutman are those nuts cropped from high class soil fertilized through an advance agricultural method to produce a rich tasty appetizer which fried in premium grade zero fat canola oil with low salt solution to consider low cholesterol diet practitioners like me?
Nagma-mani : Pakyu!!
Monday, February 25, 2008
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